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Candi Presents

Full Moon

The Year Butt

time is an illusion

Does the end of the year leave you feeling like a ball of living chaos?

Are you plagued by an arbitrary point on the calendar?

Does a moment in the reality-construct created by capitalism give you ishy feelings of soon-to-be mouth vomit?

Do the bright lights and shining smiles force your heart to grow three sizes and burst into anxious bits of glee?

outer space


The Year Butt is always right behind you.

Musings, confusion, and colorful language by Candi Bartlett. 

outer space
Black Sky



outer space


Black Sky


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